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Tearlach
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:26 pm Post subject: A man walks... |
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A man walks in to a bar with a steering wheel between his legs. The barman says " Excuse me Sir but do you know you have a steering wheel between your legs."
The man replies "Yes, and its driving me nuts!" :twisted: |
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Wolf Stride
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Ha. I liked this one. |
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Tearlach
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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| You will be glad to know that it will be avaliable on my new DVD & Blue ray disk "A night in solitary with Tearlach Desson" ::0tongue:: ::bouncy:: ::whistling:: |
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Wolf Stride
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Give me a price! I want to be the first one to bid on Ebay! |
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Mayfield
Joined: 21 May 2010
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Like hell you will! $50! |
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Wolf Stride
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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50$!?
I place 200$ on that f***ing bid! |
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Mayfield
Joined: 21 May 2010
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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| $200.5! Beat that! |
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Wolf Stride
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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......200.6$
I just did! Ha ha! |
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Mayfield
Joined: 21 May 2010
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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| *shouts like a covenant elite* DEMON!! $200.61! |
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Wolf Stride
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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-Flips her off with the middle finger-
201.62$
Oh yeah, I just went there honey. |
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Tearlach
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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| * Shakes his head sadly* wait a few months and you'll find it in the bargain bin at Sam Goody's. ::0crying:: ::0sad:: $1.95 |
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Wolf Stride
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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But I want to learn those good jokes NOW!
I just won't do to have Mayfield or my next door neighbor to tell them to me 6 months later!! |
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