Another "Don't do that" joke.

[Silvador]

A young boy was on a plane when he needed to go to the toilet. He stood in front of the door hopping up and down when a flight attendant walked passed.

"Miss, Miss." the little boy said. "I need to go real bad and the man in there is taking too long."

"It's alright, you can use the lady's room; just don't touch the blue button." The flight attendant said.

"The boy went into the lady's toilet, pulled down his pants and sat down to do his business. As he sat there, her noticed on the wall three buttons. Compelled by a kid's curiosity he instantly pressed the yellow button and the toilet wiped his bum for him. With a giggle, the boy pressed the green button and the toilet powdered his bum for him. Not even thinking about what he was told, the boy pressed the blue button and woke up in the hospital.

The flight attendant and a doctor stood next to the boy's bed and he asked what happened.

"You pressed the blue button." The flight attendant said. "It activates the automatic tampon remover."

[Ashton Gray]

That one's been told already, though it was a man who ended up in the hospital instead of a boy, but it's still good for a chuckle.

[Hoshiginiro]

oldies but goldies

[Rune174]

Pretty funny