JOKE:a long one

[Hoshiginiro]

A bear walks into a bar and sits down "bartender get me a beer"

"we dont serve bears in this bar"

the bear leaves and on his somewhere else he stops "hold on im a bear" so he turns around and goes back inside and sits back down "get me a beer"

"we dont serve bears in this bar"

"if you dont get me a beer right now! ill trash the tables!"

"we dont serve bears in this bar"

the bear trashes the rest of the bar and then sits back down "give me a beer!"

"we dont serve bears in this bar"

he looks around and sees a woman sitting at the end of the bar "if you dont give me a beer i will take that woman chew her up and spit her all over the walls!"

"we dont serve bears in this bar"

so the bear took the woman chewed her up and spit her all over the walls and glared at the bartender "give me a beer"

Sorry we dont serve drug users in this bar"

"what im not a drug user!"

"well that was a barbiturate"
(bar-bitch-you-ate)

(its a long one)

[Maxwell The Tiger]

I larfed

[Ashton Gray]

Cute.

[Wolf Stride]

I think i have heard this joke before.

[RautorDarkness]

Haha, nice! :)