Ads in Bon Bon quotes

[cheesecaked]

For fun quotes from ads of all kind quotes
from tv to food or videogames or just made up XD

*this quote was from a videogame with a fake ad*

"Hi, This is Candy at the Honey Trap.
If you're looking for a Once-in-a-lifetime experience.
every night of the week.
this is the place to be.
(sexy voice)

Our girls are hand-picked for their unparalleled beauty and their dedication to
the arts of pleasure.
(kinky)

For forty-five minutes with the honey trap beauty. the charge is $300
(pricey...)

This does not include drinks.
(that sucks)

We Offer a member's deal that awards discounts and priority booking.
(I got a coupon)

Ask about it on your next Visit!"