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dragonfly



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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:11 am    Post subject:  

if i remember correctly it's from the movie predator but i can't fully remember if thats right.
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AlainDaishar



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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:41 pm    Post subject:  

Yup, Dragonfly, you're right, if I recall, its in the scene where Arnold is laying in mud, and its only him and the little girl alive. But that's about all I got for specifics. its towards the end of the movie. Hope it helps.
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Maxwell The Tiger



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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:50 pm    Post subject:  

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!
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mackwell



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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:14 pm    Post subject:  

in Indiana, A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory [word censored] if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

but as long as she has her socks and shoes on then it's ok i guess at any age. thats a really fucked up law

You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.

Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.

Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.


you really have to admire these laws
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BioRust



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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:07 pm    Post subject:  

Ashton Gray wrote: BioRust wrote: The Adept wrote: Ronald wrote: I'm the Governator.... Caallli foour ngha. the creepy thing about that ronald is that the movie Demolition Man actually predicted Arnold Becoming governer of california and then actually becoming the president of the united states. :shock: :shock:
I can see it now:
"Ladies and Gentleman, the president of the United States."
"*clears throat*People of America..... GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!"

Would somebody please tell me what that "get to the chopper" quote is from? I keep hearing it in relation to him but I don't know the movie and nobody ever says.
It's from Predator.
And this is just for the hell of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q6jQZ9yTMM&feature=youtube_gdata
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mackwell



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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:31 pm    Post subject:  

i just want to know how this thread turned into being about arnold?
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Wolf Stride



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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:46 pm    Post subject:  

It turned as such when Ronald brought up that the Governator can't spell California.
And no matter how many times i read that bit and the one about GET TO DA CHOPPA!! i can't help but laugh.
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The Adept



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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:37 pm    Post subject:  

Wolf Stride wrote: It turned as such when Ronald brought up that the Governator can't spell California.
And no matter how many times i read that bit and the one about GET TO DA CHOPPA!! i can't help but laugh. now wolf ronalds the admin and the number 1 rule of any forums is dont blame the admin they... <.< >.> can make things happen if you know what i mean
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mackwell



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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:44 am    Post subject:  

can the admin make you an offer you cant refuse also lol
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Jerin Nekros



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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:54 am    Post subject:  

mackwell wrote: can the admin make you an offer you cant refuse also lol

mack when they come to you with one, you won't have to ask, though honestly i'd bemore worried about what our favorite platypus would come up with over ronald...
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mackwell



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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:09 am    Post subject:  

miss vanessa being the gawdmother lol
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Leaf



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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:51 pm    Post subject:  

All right, here's some laws from my state of Ohio:

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
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Ashton Gray



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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:59 am    Post subject:  

Sundays and the Fourth of July must be hellish days indeed in Ohio. I'd hate to think what it would be like if the Fourth of July was on a Sunday.
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Caroline



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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:18 pm    Post subject:  

Quote: Sundays and the Fourth of July must be hellish days indeed in Ohio. I'd hate to think what it would be like if the Fourth of July was on a Sunday.

((It's kinda like "Nickle-Beer-Day" at Municiple Stadium.))
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Hoshiginiro



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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:00 pm    Post subject:  

Leaf wrote: All right, here's some laws from my state of Ohio:



Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

im coming over there and im gonna sit down in a McDonald's and feed my daughter lol
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Hoshiginiro



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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:01 pm    Post subject:  

Caroline wrote: Quote: Sundays and the Fourth of July must be hellish days indeed in Ohio. I'd hate to think what it would be like if the Fourth of July was on a Sunday.

((It's kinda like "Nickle-Beer-Day" at Municiple Stadium.)) glad that isnt a law in Washington we would be messed up
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mackwell



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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:39 am    Post subject:  

i found an old law. back from like 1930-1940 ish.


olympia washington: in an effort to cut down on crime, it is now required for all criminals to give a 24 hour notice in advance to all their victims of their intentions.........


you have got to be fucking shitting me.


this is an honest to gawd law. my brother sent me a book on the stupid laws in the states.
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RautorDarkness



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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:58 pm    Post subject:  

Ronald wrote: I'm the Governator.... Caallli foour ngha.

"I'll be back... argh..."
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