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Rune174
Joined: 29 May 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:14 pm Post subject: Discontinued |
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(If you are going to add to this, please be tasteful)
Your mother is so fat, she could sell shade. |
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Evan_Himmel
Joined: 04 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Yo mam is so old, Jesus is in her high school year book. |
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Rune174
Joined: 29 May 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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| You mom is so old her social security number is 1. |
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Maxwell The Tiger
Joined: 23 Nov 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Your Ma's like The Titanic, because she go's down on the first date |
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The Adept
Joined: 28 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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| yo momma so fat when she jumps rope hati felt it |
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The Adept
Joined: 28 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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yo momma so big shes the stunt double for the boulder in raiders of the lost arc.
Yo momma so ugly that it became law to only touch her with a 10 foot pole
yo momma so big she plays pool with the planets
yo momma so easy when people say i was with yo momma last night you believe it
on the 6 levels of fat scale yo momma at the top of the list we like OH HELLLLLLL NOOOOOOOO
you momma so big when she wants to skate you have to tie hummers to her feet |
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Rune174
Joined: 29 May 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Your mom is so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil. |
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Maxwell The Tiger
Joined: 23 Nov 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Your Ma's so Fat, it's not even funny |
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dragonfly
Joined: 30 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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your momma so fat she needs a crane to get out of bed.
your momma so ugly she makes onions cry. |
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Wolf Stride
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach a whake washed up and started singing
"We are family, even though you're bigger than me!"
Yo momma so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo momma's so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl. |
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Silvador
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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| The Adept wrote: yo momma so fat when she jumps rope hati felt it Adept, you deserve to be shot for that one. |
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Wolf Stride
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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| I second that. |
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The Adept
Joined: 28 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Silvador wrote: The Adept wrote: yo momma so fat when she jumps rope hati felt it Adept, you deserve to be shot for that one. hey man you have to find hujmor in everything and nothing is safe from that besides i didnt make it up one of my Hatien Friends told me it when we were having a yo momma battle |
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Wolf Stride
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Nonetheless, the fact that mentioned it here after a few days of the actual incident is moraly wrong. |
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Rune174
Joined: 29 May 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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| I think the term is 'too soon'. |
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mackwell
Joined: 06 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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| yo mama's shadow weighs 42 pounds |
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Silvador
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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| I used to have a poster with a stack of these on it. Most were pretty good too, I wish I could remember some of them. My favorite will always be "Yo momma so slow, she got hit by a parked car." can't think of what movie it's from right now though. |
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BioRust
Joined: 25 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Yo momma so fat people look up at night and say "Is dat the moon? No, dat yo momma." |
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Wolf Stride
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctors dropped her thinking it was tumor.
Yo momma's so fat, when she was born, God told her
"Move out of the way, you're blocking the sun." |
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mackwell
Joined: 06 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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yo mamas so stupid, she tried to read a book on audio.
yo mamas so fat, her belly button has an echo.
yo mamas so fat, shes on both sides ofthe family.
yo mamas so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing
yo mamas so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack |
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Rune174
Joined: 29 May 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Wow, that is alot of jokes. |
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dragonfly
Joined: 30 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo momma so ugly the docter slapped her momma for giveing birth to her. |
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Rune174
Joined: 29 May 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Please remember to keep the jokes tasteful and not overly offensive. |
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BioRust
Joined: 25 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.
Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"
Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.
Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.
Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food. |
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Rune174
Joined: 29 May 2009
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| Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:23 am Post subject: |
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| I'm sorry, I think now that this was a bad idea. I think the idea is wrong in general to insult other people's mothers. |
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Maxwell The Tiger
Joined: 23 Nov 2009
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| Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:29 am Post subject: |
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| Then don't go to Ireland lol |
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