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Arianoelle_Yenearsira
Joined: 25 Nov 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:57 pm Post subject: Joke: Married Men |
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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them
to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard
of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up
a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March........" |
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Maxwell The Tiger
Joined: 23 Nov 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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| *Sniggers* Good One. |
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dragonfly
Joined: 30 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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| i have heard this one before but still funny. |
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Shadow_Twisted
Joined: 30 Aug 2008
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| Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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| The version I heard was slightly different, with the college student using them for all but one day of the week, since they would need at least one day to recover. |
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Texas_Wildlife
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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| *giggle fit* :lol: you silly ^_^ That was pretty funny that the dad starts to cry :P |
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xivk
Joined: 05 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Thats harsh. lol |
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xxthalexx
Joined: 06 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:05 am Post subject: |
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| Damn. Depressing sex life. But funny as hell. |
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Vanja
Joined: 19 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Heh heh. That's a funny one :lol: |
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Rune174
Joined: 29 May 2009
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Pretty clever |
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Arianoelle_Yenearsira
Joined: 25 Nov 2009
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| *snickers* Glad you all liked it :lol: |
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