Joke: Fart Football

[The Adept]

a old retired couple went to bed and the man farted and said "7 points" the wife turns to him and says "what was that about". The man goes "were playing fart football". so the women farts and says "7 points tiegame", the man once again goes amd farts and says "touchdown 14 to 7" the old lady farts and says "tie game 14 to14" a little while lader she lets ou a silent squeker and goes "field goal 17 to 14." the man not wanting to be outstaged by his wife concentrates and grunts then shits the bed. The woman goes "what was that" , the man turns to here and says "Half time switch sides"