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The Adept
Joined: 28 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject: Humor: Worst pick up lines |
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What is the worst pick up line you have heard or used. Heres one i heard from watching robin williams weapons of self destruction special.
Hey baby are your parents retarded cus your sure are special. |
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Maxwell The Tiger
Joined: 23 Nov 2009
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| Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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| hehe |
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BioRust
Joined: 25 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:06 pm Post subject: Re: Humor: Worst pick up lines |
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The Adept wrote: Hey baby are your parents retarded cus your sure are special.
Instant slap
But I've even heard one at BestBuy, A girl (about 22, just guessing) was looking at Modern Warfare 2. Guy comes over and says:
"Heah baby, I'm a level 38 5th prestiege and really good with the FAL."
I almost pissed myself. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Neon
Joined: 14 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:37 pm Post subject: Re: Humor: Worst pick up lines |
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BioRust wrote: The Adept wrote: Hey baby are your parents retarded cus your sure are special.
Instant slap
But I've even heard one at BestBuy, A girl (about 22, just guessing) was looking at Modern Warfare 2. Guy comes over and says:
"Heah baby, I'm a level 38 5th prestiege and really good with the FAL."
I almost pissed myself. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't even know what that means but oddly enough I find that funny. ::0laughing:: Anyways, here's some pickup lines I picked up a while back. *Gets bricked for pun*
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"It is getting hot in here or is it just you?"
"Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"
"Baby are you a theif, 'cause you just stole my heart!"
"I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?"
"I got a queen size bed and I'm tired of sleeping alone..."
"You need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island"
"I got a weapon of mass destruction in my pants"
"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!"
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Maxwell The Tiger
Joined: 23 Nov 2009
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| Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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(Guy goes up to woman and looks at his crotch) Hey it's not going to suck itself!
*Slaps* |
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BioRust
Joined: 25 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:58 pm Post subject: Re: Humor: Worst pick up lines |
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Neon wrote:
"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!"
Heard that one time, the girl sayed yes (and meant it) |
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Neon
Joined: 14 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:49 pm Post subject: Re: Humor: Worst pick up lines |
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BioRust wrote: Neon wrote:
"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!"
Heard that one time, the girl sayed yes (and meant it)
Oh my God, seriously?! ::omg:: What happen afterwards? |
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xxthalexx
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| Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Ok, dont mean too... well, be a asshole. But this is kinda a copy of a thread i made in the past. Sooooo.... yea... |
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The Adept
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| Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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| xxthalexx wrote: Ok, dont mean too... well, be a asshole. But this is kinda a copy of a thread i made in the past. Sooooo.... yea... dude thale i looked through the whole thread and did not find a single thing mettoning bad pick up lines so you must be thinking of a diffrent forum |
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xxthalexx
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| Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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| I might be. Sorry if im wrong. But I was pritty sure I posted that. :/ |
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mackwell
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| "if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u & i together" |
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dragonfly
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this one my mate said and lets say it didn't end well.
we where both walking down a really busy and crowded street when he spoted this really pretty girl so he shouted at the top of his voice.
MAKE ROOM MORONS HOT STUFF WALKING THOUGH.
i have never larfd so much in my life till she slapped him then i nearly cryd with lafter. |
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