How Twilight SHOULD have ended

Cassandre · Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

Oh yeah. 8)

Ashton Gray · Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4661

*facepalm*

Rune174 · Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 5293

0_0
-falls to the ground-
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Oh Jesus that would have been hilarious.

Cassandre · Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

Chaosengine · Joined: 18 Dec 2008 Posts: 3307

AWESOME!!

Blade: Can you blush?

Edward: Huh?!

*slash chop kick punch hurt pain death*

Cassandre · Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

lol, niiice.

TheBashfulFeline · Joined: 04 Aug 2009 Posts: 379

That series needed to die so long ago... Now those whiny little chitlin 13 year olds nearly grind my gears of their blind 'faith' for there love of Edward Cullen.

xxthalexx · Joined: 06 Oct 2008 Posts: 1159

My god... that whould have been fantastic... i almost dug my eyes out when i got dragged to that movie.... *shudders*

goddess-ofthe-night · Joined: 06 Jan 2009 Posts: 815

havn't seen it, wont see it XD
me and vampires don't match

though I have seen Blade when i was younger :3

JohnnyPsycho · Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2302

Trust me, if you want to see a vampire love story that won't annoy the crap out of you and keeps true to the vampire mythos (ie: no sparkely, day-walking vamps), pick up a copy of Let the Right One In (or, as it's called under its original Swedish title, LÃ¥t den rÃ¤tte komma in). It's creepy, understated, and beautifully photgraphed, plus the two leads (both about 12 years old) play their roles very naturally, without all the forced teenage melodrama angst bullsh*t. One of my favorite films of last year.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1139797/

Marx-Paragon · Joined: 24 Apr 2009 Posts: 998

*stares at picture for five seconds* man, where have i seen that dude in the background before.

*stares for another five seconds* oh, its the dude from blade...

*five second puase* OH! now i get the joke!

*places a dunce cap on his head and goes and sitts in the corner*

BreathDeep · Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Posts: 77

heh, i still don't know why some people say twilight is the best movie....i for one don't see how it can, i mean really now when do vampires sparkle in day light?, i miss the old school movies where the went "poof" when it was sunny out side, well i guess time's are changing lest to say, whats next?

cheesecaked · Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 6458

needed more sparkle scene XD

whats up with the "crouching tiger hidden dragon" running effects, in the running and then climbing tree scene in twilight?

dragonfly · Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 8811

if you ask me twillght shold have never been made i was draged to the movies to watch it and with in 30 mins of the movie i was fast a sleep and now there doing a second one.

GOD HELP US TWILIGHT HATERS.

Evan_Himmel · Joined: 04 Mar 2009 Posts: 1526

I know what is going to come up after the vampire craze has died, mummies.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/10/12/

dragonfly · Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 8811

fuck the mummies.

i say more rampageing flesh devoring messd up looking

ZOMBIES WHOOOOO ZOMBIES KILL TEAR EAT ALL HUMANS RIP THEM TO PICES AND FEAST ON THERE INSIEDS ZOMBIES YAY

( sorry about that im a huge zombie fan)

PS ZOMBIES RULE OVER ALL MONSTERS

Jerin Nekros · Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Posts: 727

dragonfly wrote: fuck the mummies.

i say more rampageing flesh devoring messd up looking

ZOMBIES WHOOOOO ZOMBIES KILL TEAR EAT ALL HUMANS RIP THEM TO PICES AND FEAST ON THERE INSIEDS ZOMBIES YAY

( sorry about that im a huge zombie fan)

PS ZOMBIES RULE OVER ALL MONSTERS

Rule to survive the apocalypse!

#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#6 – The Skillet
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels
#15 – Bowling Ball
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#29 – The Buddy System
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife

( and sorry but lycans have you beat :P)

dragonfly · Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 8811

lycans are good.

but im still a zombie manic probaly because im stupid like them.
the proper way to survie a zombie invasion.
1. if it looks like there in pain or lims are missing or there coverd in blood for fuck sake dont walk up to them to help them just run
2. u are faster and smarter then them so dont act like one evan if u are drunck.
3. u can use weapons zombies cant and thers no point trying to teach them.

4. dont get your self locked in the city with them like in the resi 1/2/3 games.

5. u are not food so for gods sake dont fucking temp them to a human burger.

and 6. if u do decide to fight them use a fucking deacant weapon unlike in shawn of the dead.

cheesecaked · Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 6458

Vampires... good ones...
werewolves. (howling/underworld)
mummies.
zombies.
ghost.
demons. (wish master)
evil dolls. (chucky and puppet master)
back from tthe dead killers (Freddy and Jason)
cat creatures aka soul eaters, life drainers (Sleepwalkers)

and other strange creatures

if gaint bugs and monkeys counts?

or those unknown made up monsters and demons
that feeds on monsters and demons. Blade 2 "Sweepers" what ever they're called.

kinda ironic actually like "Trinity Blood" or was he a slayer, he didn't feed on the vampires?

"Descendants of Darkness" wow gheese thats some PG-16 "yaoi" vampire like anime there.

relentless · Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

the horror movie monsters safety plan.

werewolves: keep lots of tennis balls on hand

vampires: eat lots of italian food, and rub garlic bread over neck and genitals

zombies: head to nearest hardware store and stock up on chainsaws and other sharp implements or guns will work just not as cool

ghosts: quit your bitching

demons: hail satan, start listening to heavy metal

evil dolls: avoid blowup dolls pull off barbie heads on site and destroy all creepy looking toys

back from the dead killers: jason: hit the gym and get a bigger sword than his, chain saw good too

freddy: clench real tight and get used to lucid dreaming (the kind were you realise your dreaming and control the dream) then beat the piss out of the old pedo

cat creatures: start sucking up to werewolves, if werewolves do not show up at same time large breed of dog will suffice, i recommend hungry doberman

soul eaters: sell your soul to several greater deities so that they protect you from the soul eater but have to argue amongst themselves for you soul

life drainers: your sitting here in front of a computer readign this what more could they do (joking, take it easy)

giant bugs: now that would worry me, i recommend hitting the gym and learnign how to use a real heavy blunt weapon

monkeys: stop shaving and assimilate

Marx-Paragon · Joined: 24 Apr 2009 Posts: 998

relentless wrote: the horror movie monsters safety plan.

werewolves: keep lots of tennis balls on hand

vampires: eat lots of italian food, and rub garlic bread over neck and genitals

zombies: head to nearest hardware store and stock up on chainsaws and other sharp implements or guns will work just not as cool

ghosts: quit your bitching

demons: hail satan, start listening to heavy metal

evil dolls: avoid blowup dolls pull off barbie heads on site and destroy all creepy looking toys

back from the dead killers: jason: hit the gym and get a bigger sword than his, chain saw good too

freddy: clench real tight and get used to lucid dreaming (the kind were you realise your dreaming and control the dream) then beat the piss out of the old pedo

cat creatures: start sucking up to werewolves, if werewolves do not show up at same time large breed of dog will suffice, i recommend hungry doberman

soul eaters: sell your soul to several greater deities so that they protect you from the soul eater but have to argue amongst themselves for you soul

life drainers: your sitting here in front of a computer readign this what more could they do (joking, take it easy)

giant bugs: now that would worry me, i recommend hitting the gym and learnign how to use a real heavy blunt weapon

monkeys: stop shaving and assimilate

you seem to be forgeting aliens, were's your contingency plan for that?

xivk · Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

Marx-Paragon wrote: you seem to be forgeting aliens, were's your contingency plan for that?

Bacteria

Jerin Nekros · Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Posts: 727

xivk wrote: Marx-Paragon wrote: you seem to be forgeting aliens, were's your contingency plan for that?

Bacteria

yes our reason for victory in war of the worlds :P

Marx-Paragon · Joined: 24 Apr 2009 Posts: 998

xivk wrote: Marx-Paragon wrote: you seem to be forgeting aliens, were's your contingency plan for that?

Bacteria

so, you mean to tell me that a race of technologically superior beings that traveled thousands of light years just to kick our asses, get there asses themselves kicked by bacteria?....... honestly, if your gonna conquer the world, ya gotta do it right.

xivk · Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

Marx-Paragon wrote: xivk wrote: Marx-Paragon wrote: you seem to be forgeting aliens, were's your contingency plan for that?

Bacteria

so, you mean to tell me that a race of technologically superior beings that traveled thousands of light years just to kick our asses, get there asses themselves kicked by bacteria?....... honestly, if your gonna conquer the world, ya gotta do it right.

*the ships land*

"Earthlings! we have come to- gek!" *falls on ground along with rest of army*

humans: "wooo spaceships!"

Samuel Blackwing · Joined: 16 Aug 2009 Posts: 104

When did vampires start exploding in sunlight? You crazy kids and your new-fangled vampires. Why back in my day, all sunlight did was turn a vampire human. Then again, they could also turn into mist, and they could only turn a virgin into a vampire.

Kudos, and possibly some spritework if I'm feeling generous, to the person who correctly guesses which classic vampire story I'm referencing. Even more kudos/art to the person who can tell me what happened to a vampire's victim who wasn't a virgin.

Jerin Nekros · Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Posts: 727

in my folklore they didn't explodes, they just got toasted, pun intended

relentless · Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

ah yes aliens well lets looks at that scientifically shall we

we know that there is no life on the planets within our solar system therefore any alien which could reach our planet from such a distance would have various reasons for coming to earth, frankly random violence does not seem likely

as for my contingency plan

if it turns out we are similar in physiology and "compatible" then i would be dressing up and getting ready for some serious sucking up

if it does turn out they are here to kill us then i will have my head firmly clamped between my legs and kissing my arse good bye

if it does turn out they are weak to our bacteria then i have a laundry hamper full of wmd's i can throw at them

finally if there is half a chance we can fight them then ill be the first to charge the tripods of whatever with whatever weapons i can find

relentless · Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

Samuel Blackwing wrote: When did vampires start exploding in sunlight? You crazy kids and your new-fangled vampires. Why back in my day, all sunlight did was turn a vampire human. Then again, they could also turn into mist, and they could only turn a virgin into a vampire.

Kudos, and possibly some spritework if I'm feeling generous, to the person who correctly guesses which classic vampire story I'm referencing. Even more kudos/art to the person who can tell me what happened to a vampire's victim who wasn't a virgin.

i dont know which folklore your on about though i know the turning into mist is apart of the old english folklore, as for non virgins who were turned they became ghouls im pretty sure anyway

Cassandre · Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

Jason doesn't have a sword, Relentless....