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Cassandre
Joined: 31 May 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:08 am Post subject: JOKE: Safety Contest |
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A policeman pulled over a car and walked over to the driver. "Crongratualtions sir, you won $5,000 in a safety contest, just for wearing your seatbelt. What are you going to do with the money?"
The driver thought for a moment, and then said, "I guess I'll go to school and get my driver's liscense." The woman next to him said, "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, officer. He's a smart alec when he's drunk." someone sat up from under a blanket in the back and said, "God, I knew we weren't going to get very far with this stolen car."
Suddenly, someone knocked from the trunk, and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" |
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Tadelesh
Joined: 31 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: Does he still get the $5000? :P |
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Cassandre
Joined: 31 May 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Why wouldn't he? |
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Jerin Nekros
Joined: 10 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| why is it i could see something like this happening IRL |
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Marx-Paragon
Joined: 24 Apr 2009
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| Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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Jerin Nekros wrote: why is it i could see something like this happening IRL
becuase as a species we are prone to make stupid chioces, it is or way...
good joke cassendre :lol: 8) |
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Cassandre
Joined: 31 May 2009
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| Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks!
I have loads more, too, if you wnat them. |
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Sfinge
Joined: 13 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Loved the joke I would love to see more of them :) |
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