JOKE:Little kid jokes

[Cassandre]

These are just some random jokes I find. Anybody can post any little kid jokes they find to.

A little girl was being babysat by her neighbor's teenaged son. She asked, "Can I go in the shower with you?" and he replied, "No, you can't. Sorry?"
She looked up and said, "I'll tell Mommy, and she won't hire you anymore." So the guy let her go in the shower with her.
"What's that?" she asked and pointed at his penis. he hesitated before saying, "It's my hairy monkey?" and she asked, "Can I please pet it?" he said, "No, you can't." she said, "I'll tell Mommy, and she won't hire you anymore."
So he let her pet his penis.
The next day, he woke up in the hospital. The little girl was next to him.
"What happened?" he asked.
"Oh," she replied. "Your monkey spat at me so I bit it's head off."

[xxthalexx]

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[skybourne87]

damn that would suck