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JanaCova
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:02 am Post subject: Auction site |
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Hi guys,I have some things for sell on http://www.eroticmodelbids.com So if you are interesting to buy some of my panties I weared on my live shows or some toys I used on my live shows or some magazines you can do it now. :P
I hope you will like my little auction site.I will have a link to this auction site on my webiste soon.
:P
jana cova xoxo |
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Ronald
Joined: 18 Oct 2003
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:34 am Post subject: Re: Auction site |
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JanaCova wrote: So if you are interesting to buy some of my panties I weared on my live shows or some toys I used on my live shows or some magazines you can do it now. :P
Hmm... now I can buy JanaCova panties! Will customs inspect it?
I wonder if customs will keep it for themselves. Or maybe they will wonder... why is this girl mailing her used panties... doesn't she know how to use a washing machine.... hahhaaa.
-R |
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MrLooniz
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:23 am Post subject: |
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Oh noooo.... now I will become poor. :lol: :wink: :lol:
Thatīs a very good idea, like Danni there you can buy some things, too.
Mr Looniz! |
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Wildcard
Joined: 16 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:36 am Post subject: Re: Auction site |
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Ronald wrote: Hmm... now I can buy JanaCova panties! Will customs inspect it?
I'm sure you'll look just smashing in Jana's panties, Ron. :mrgreen:
Ronald wrote: I wonder if customs will keep it for themselves. Or maybe they will wonder... why is this girl mailing her used panties... doesn't she know how to use a washing machine.... hahhaaa.
ROFLMAO!
That's a real knee slapper, Ron. Nicely done. I love having this running joke here. |
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Rich
Joined: 12 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmm ... You guys are silly ...
Well, if so many people at Customs, Post Office, etc., gonna know what's being received at least you just gave the purchaser good story to tell post man when panties arrive ...
"They from my sister. She is blonde and does not know how to use washing machine, so she sends things to me to wash for her" LOL
Or ...
"Oh thank you, Post Man. My wife's panties finally arrive. She left them in hotel on recent visit to Prague, and the cute Czech maid was kind enough to send them."
Rich |
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richard_uk
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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| whoever wins the bid I hope Ron Jeremy switches underpants :D |
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Ronald
Joined: 18 Oct 2003
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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Now that is a good one Rich!
Some good stories to go along with the panties....
Dear Customs, while you're inspecting my panties package... please read my story before you get funny ideas..... No there are no deadly viruses or weapons of mass destruction being smuggled with these panties.... I'm just sending them to my dear friend in the US so he can wash them for me because my washing machine broke while I was having sex in it......
:-)
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Wildcard
Joined: 16 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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| How ya gonna explain a double-headed dildo? :lol: |
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richard_uk
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: How ya gonna explain a double-headed dildo?
Carefully! |
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JanaCova
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:36 am Post subject: Re: Auction site |
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Ronald wrote: Or maybe they will wonder... why is this girl mailing her used panties... doesn't she know how to use a washing machine.... hahhaaa.
Well I never sad that the panties are used.I just sad that I used them for my live show.And if someone buy panties from models they buying them becouse they want them to be used.Not everybody like it(I would buy your underwear Ronald :? ) but belive me lot of guys do buy girls panties.And they dont want dirty panties they just want smell them.
jana cova |
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richard_uk
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 4:43 am Post subject: |
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Here's a good idea, next time you have a live show, in the background have some really hugggeee old fat woman. Then next time you sell a pair that 'appeared in the live show' send hers instead. I mean its not false advertising! And make sure she fills then with skid marks :lol:
Ok you may loose future customers , but hey! it'll be fun :lol: |
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JanaCova
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:16 am Post subject: |
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richard_uk wrote: Here's a good idea, next time you have a live show, in the background have some really hugggeee old fat woman.
Ok you may loose future customers , but hey! it'll be fun :lol:
I dont think so that this is a good idea,you wouldnīt be happy to recive some grandmother panties :roll:
jana cova xoxo |
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richard_uk
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| Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:53 am Post subject: |
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| Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog :lol: |
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Rich
Joined: 12 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:08 am Post subject: |
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richard_uk wrote: Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog :lol:
Richard - Now that was BAD !!! And I thought you British gents were so much more reserved ...
Goes to show ya, you guys sure have us Yanks fooled!!!! - LOL
Rich |
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richard_uk
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:53 am Post subject: |
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| lol It's hollyood, they keep portraying Britains as pre 1950's upper class conservatives. :D |
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richard_uk
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| Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:54 am Post subject: |
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| well so does my grandma too, but she doesnt get out much :lol: |
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JanaCova
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| Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:30 am Post subject: |
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richard_uk wrote: Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog :lol:
Be nice lol :P
jana cova xoxo |
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richard_uk
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| Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:24 am Post subject: |
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| :D sorry mum!!! :P |
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Rich
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| Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:40 am Post subject: |
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richard_uk wrote: lol It's hollyood, they keep portraying Britains as pre 1950's upper class conservatives. :D
How can you blame it on Hollywood? Unless you're saying Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lechter was a more realistic portrayal of your average British male. LOL
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richard_uk
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| Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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lol nah hannibal was a very clever man, shatters the possibility :lol:
But nah everytime you see a british guy portrayed in an american movie it makes me cringe. I've never met a hugh grant kinda person, I live in the north east which is a lot different to down south, but a more realistic impression is Trainspotting. |
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