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Tearlach
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:15 am Post subject: JOKE: Doctor.. |
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A man phones his doctor to ask a question:
" Doctor, my girlfriend visited you today, but can't remember if you told her if she had TB or VD?"
The doctor replied: " Well because of patient confidentially I can't tell you! But I have a idea, chase her round the bedroom and if she coughs, fuck her." :twisted: |
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Cole Blacke
Joined: 21 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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| :shock:.......:lol: |
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Lidia_Apricot
Joined: 08 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| What's "TB" and "VD?" |
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Tadelesh
Joined: 31 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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| TB is tuberculosis, a disease that affects the lungs. VD is venereal disease, a sexually transmitted disease. |
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Symphony
Joined: 13 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Hehe, I was trying to figure out what VD could stand for. |
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Tearlach
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| In 1895 it would have been refered to as venus's pox or such. Venus being the goddess of love. |
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Lidia_Apricot
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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Tadelesh wrote: TB is tuberculosis, a disease that affects the lungs. VD is venereal disease, a sexually transmitted disease.
Oh, OK. Thank You, Tadelesh. I now get the joke :P. |
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Tearlach
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:50 am Post subject: |
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| Ah! Britain and America. Two great countries seperated by a common language. :lol: |
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Ashton Gray
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:57 am Post subject: |
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| Did'nt we already go through this joke? |
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Tearlach
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:57 am Post subject: |
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Ashton Gray wrote: Did'nt we already go through this joke?
No. That was my previous joke. Not only are my jokes seperated by a common language but a whole generation it would seem. :curious: ::0tongue:: |
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skybourne87
Joined: 20 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:41 am Post subject: |
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| not bad |
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