HUMOR: Thanksgiving

[Cole Blacke]

With Thanksgiving swiftly approaching, I thought this would only be appropriate.

Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving, but aren't:


"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Are you going to come again next time?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"Who wants a piece of this?"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

"How long do I have to beat it before it's ready?"

Finally, I leave with this:
http://www.eadultgames.com/forum_pics/Thanksgiving.gif

Happy Thanksgiving! :D

[Ashton Gray]

Of course, the classic Thanksgiving jokes. The holiday would'nt be complete without them.

[Ronald]

Funny stuff!

[Bluevixen]

He he that's pretty good. :D

[Cole Blacke]

I aim to please. ::0tongue::

[Drofgod969]

You forgot the most common one of all.

"Ok, who wants a peace?"

[Cole Blacke]

:lol: I'll have to fix that.

[Tearlach]

And of course the all time great "All right who want's stuffing?" :twisted: