JOKE: The engaged couple (May cause offence)

[Tearlach]

Angus and Mary where very much in love.
They had been walking out together( old fashioned term for dating, ask your grandparents) for ten years and in all that time they had only ever held hands, they had never even kissed each other. But the day came when Angus asked Mary to marry him and she accepted. All throughout the village there were celebrations. That night Angus and Mary walked up the brae hand in hand, watching the full moon rise. They sat on the ground silently for a few minutes and then Angus spoke.
" Mary, ma bonnie wee Mary. We're to be wed in a week's time could I no have a wee kiss?"
"You'r no kissing me, Angus" Was her outraged reply. " We'll be married in a week. You can kiss me all you like then!"
Angus pleaded with her and Mary relented, allowing him to kiss her on the cheek.
Inboldened by this Angus made a further request:
" Mary, ma bonnie wee Mary, can I no have a look at yer pussy?"
"WHAT!, yer no looking at that! We'll be married in a week, you can look at it all you want then."
But again Angus begged and pleaded and Mary finally relented. Standing up she pulled down her draws and lifting her skirt in the pale moonlight showed Angus what would be his alone, forever more.
Angus lent forward to get a better look, taking a deep breath to calm himself :
" FUCKING HELL, MARY ARE YOU SURE IT WILL LAST THE WEEK!
:lol:

[Tadelesh]

I'm afraid that, for once, I must admit, I don't understand the punchline. :?

[Lidia_Apricot]

Neither do I.

[Tearlach]

Well, let's just say Mary was not very hygenic and leave it at that. :oops: :shock:

[Lidia_Apricot]

....Oh....Ew.

[EmperorRevan]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D

[Cole Blacke]

:shock: That....put images..........into my head.......that I would now like to forget. :lol:

[Feingo Ferinton]

For some reason, the only thing that comes to my mind is hagges.

[Cole Blacke]

:curious: Yes....but there are people who like haggis. As far as I know, no one likes that. :lol:

[Feingo Ferinton]

True. Very true. As well as disturbing.

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to once again bash my head into the entrument panel of my RB/S.

[Cole Blacke]

I don't think that would be very beneficial, Feingo. :lol:
But it does remind me of this: http://bp3.blogger.com/_kBJjA6vgiIs/Rxdm40rPg6I/AAAAAAAAAFc/tSE8qQXnj6Y/s1600-h/BangHeadHere.gif

[Lidia_Apricot]

Cole Blacke wrote: I don't think that would be very beneficial, Feingo. :lol:
But it does remind me of this:
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...........

I so need to go to my downstairs computer, print that off, bring it to my

room, tape it to my desk, and do as the paper say.....because, I want to

relieve my stress off with that..........but If I do that, my parents will hear it,

see what I am doing.....and call a Therapy. So its a big "NO" for me. XD

[Cole Blacke]

Also, I can't imagine being in a coma could really be all that fun.... :lol:

[Tadelesh]

Cole Blacke wrote: I don't think that would be very beneficial, Feingo. :lol:
But it does remind me of this: http://bp3.blogger.com/_kBJjA6vgiIs/Rxdm40rPg6I/AAAAAAAAAFc/tSE8qQXnj6Y/s1600-h/BangHeadHere.gif Someone actually has that up on a filing cabinet or something in one of the offices where I work, and apparently they sometimes get people walking in, banging their head a few times, then walking back out. :lol: Well, a school can be a stressful environment, especially for the teachers, and especially at the one where I work.

[Cole Blacke]

Sounds like it could make for an interesting office environment.... :lol:
(* imagines an encounter between two co-workers*)
- *Typing, suddenly looks up to see co-worker walk in* Oh, hi Julie!
- Oh, *abruptly smashes head against wall*....hi Bob!
:lol:

[Tearlach]

Happens all the time in Glasgow. Though it usually involves striking ones head against another persons forehead in a ritual known as the
"Kirby Kiss" :twisted:

[Drofgod969]

one of my teachers put that up in her classroom. only one problem... she put it on a steal door.

[Feingo Ferinton]

HAH! Perhapse I should put that on my enstrument panel as an inside joke for my team.

[Tearlach]

Feingo Ferinton wrote: HAH! Perhapse I should put that on my enstrument panel as an inside joke for my team.

Please don't put it over any big red buttons that launches something with a high yield explosive potential. :twisted: ::w00t::

[skybourne87]

lol