HUMOR: Airplane Race

[Cole Blacke]

This is a clean one. Personally, I think it looks fun. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlCzCJEwZmY

[Lidia_Apricot]

Looks Fun AND Dangerous 0___0

I would not want to ride on a airplane with those mens flying it. >__<

[Tearlach]

I have been on a plane with those men flying it ::bouncy::
I got through my supply of sick bags real quick :shock:

[green_fox]

Hmm that's normal with german pilots here XD

Check this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wlhs_cqlAM

pilot: "You know Bob, one day the people will start screaming too late. And then we'll all gonna die *laughs*"

[Cole Blacke]

:lol: I swear the airlines are trying to kill us all. Thankfuly, trains are much safer, right?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlczxXqez-Y

[Lidia_Apricot]

Cole Blacke wrote: :lol: I swear the airlines are trying to kill us all. Thankfuly, trains are much safer, right?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlczxXqez-Y

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Did....that.....really happened?.... .___.

[Cole Blacke]

No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real. :lol:

[Lidia_Apricot]

Cole Blacke wrote: No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real. :lol:

Kind of?!.....I would piss my pants and never close my eyes if that ever happen >___<

[Cole Blacke]

Lidia_Apricot wrote: Cole Blacke wrote: No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real. :lol:

Kind of?!.....I would piss my pants and never close my eyes if that ever happen >___<

I would definitely keep my eyes closed, and hit the deck. :lol:
Then again, how stupid is the engineer? If I saw that thing coming, I'd lock up the brakes.

[Lidia_Apricot]

Cole Blacke wrote: Lidia_Apricot wrote: Cole Blacke wrote: No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real. :lol:

Kind of?!.....I would piss my pants and never close my eyes if that ever happen >___<

I would definitely keep my eyes closed, and hit the deck. :lol:
Then again, how stupid is the engineer? If I saw that thing coming, I'd lock up the brakes.

I'll start writing my will before that happen XD.

[Cole Blacke]

First I'd try the emergency brake cord. If that doesn't work...jump. :shock:

[Lidia_Apricot]

Cole Blacke wrote: First I'd try the emergency brake cord. If that doesn't work...jump. :shock:

After you. XD

[green_fox]

I'd try to get as much speed as possible, otherwise the train would fall down at the highest point ;) (it could never come to stop in this short distance)


Oh and I would charge the passengers an extra amusement fee XD

[Lidia_Apricot]

green_fox wrote: I'd try to get as much speed as possible, otherwise the train would fall down at the highest point ;) (it could never come to stop in this short distance)


Oh and I would charge the passengers an extra amusement fee XD

*puff her cheek out in annoyance* Hey! No fair, you cheap stake.

[Cole Blacke]

green_fox wrote: I'd try to get as much speed as possible, otherwise the train would fall down at the highest point ;) (it could never come to stop in this short distance)


Oh and I would charge the passengers an extra amusement fee XD

You're...a monster. :lol:
....and you would need the TGV to get that much speed. :wink:

[green_fox]

(what's a cheap stake? I couldn't find any translation :( )

Nah, no monster, I'm a senior salesperson ... oh could be close to monster *g*

One of my friends is an engineer, we started calculating on how fast the train has to be, the diameter of the loop etc.

Must be a rocketdriven train to get enough speed to not to fall out of the loop. And the diameter of the loop has to be ridiculously big... :)

The TGV is to slow, the centrifugal force it would have in the loop would be to low to keep it on the track, gravity would win here :)

[Lidia_Apricot]

I'm not sure if I spelled it right ^^!

Is just another word for a person who cares about money; instead of using the word "greedy."

[green_fox]

Ahhh, like Scrooge? :)

[Lidia_Apricot]

Yeah! Like that ^w^.

Edit: On a second thought: I don't even think "Cheap stake" is even a word XD

[Drofgod969]

it's "cheapskate"...

[Lidia_Apricot]

Drofgod969 wrote: it's "cheapskate"...

Oh! So I did spelled the word correctly, I just made a mistake of putting them as two words, instead of one. :P

Thanks, Drofgod969.

[Cole Blacke]

green_fox wrote:
One of my friends is an engineer, we started calculating on how fast the train has to be, the diameter of the loop etc.

Must be a rocketdriven train to get enough speed to not to fall out of the loop. And the diameter of the loop has to be ridiculously big... :)

The TGV is to slow, the centrifugal force it would have in the loop would be to low to keep it on the track, gravity would win here :)

*Golf clap* Bravo! You're right about the TGV; I simply used it as a reference since it is currently the fastest ( steel wheel on steel rail) train in the world. In any case, using an unmodified train, gravity would win, since the couplers between the cars would never allow for that amount of stress, and the long, rigid frames of each car wouldn't allow for the trucks ( wheelsets) to pivot without becoming disconnected. :P

[Drofgod969]

Lidia_Apricot wrote: Drofgod969 wrote: it's "cheapskate"...

Oh! So I did spelled the word correctly, I just made a mistake of putting them as two words, instead of one. :P

Thanks, Drofgod969.

:oops: no problem, glad to help.