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Ronald
Joined: 18 Oct 2003
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| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:04 pm Post subject: JOKE: Don't Fuck Up! |
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This elderly couple are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
The husband says "Maria, we have been married for 50 wonderful years
now, is there anything about our marriage that you are unhappy with?"
Maria replies "Well George, there are actually three things about
our marriage that I have a problem with. 1) you always pick your nose,
2) you always take a cold shower, and 3) every time we have sex you
always insist that you have to be on top."
George replies, "Maria, before I came to this country my father taught
me three things 1) always keep your nose clean, 2) never get yourself
in hot water, and 3) don't fuck up and you'll do just fine in America." |
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Cole Blacke
Joined: 21 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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| :shock:....... :lol: |
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Ashton Gray
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:09 am Post subject: |
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sexymanz
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
Posts: 928
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:50 am Post subject: |
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| wise man... wrong idea XD |
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skybourne87
Joined: 20 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:45 am Post subject: |
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| pretty good |
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