What level of Hell are you destined for?

Down South · Joined: 07 Feb 2005 Posts: 206

Go here and take the Dante's Inferno test to find out which level of Hell suits your sins best: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

After answering truthfully to all the questions posed, my results came back as follows:

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Turns out I'm lustful...go figure...if any of you who are brave and honest enough to take the test and get your ticket stamped to the lowest level of nine...well...you're in bad shape. :shock:

HSHP · Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 309

Wheeee!

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

MartinaWarren · Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 5031

Oh i think this is bad :shock:

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

calvert · Joined: 11 May 2005 Posts: 68

Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

Strange though...the last three years I spent with my ex-wife felt like I was "lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and putrid water...", with "Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes"...whom I know as my ex-wife..."tearing at the damned with his teath and claws". Since I'm already in the 3rd level of hell...where do I go when I die!?!?! :shock: Leave room for me down there in Level 7 Martina...you beautiful sinner you.

MartinaWarren · Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 5031

calvert wrote: Leave room for me down there in Level 7 Martina...you beautiful sinner you.

I will i need the company 8) Well it goes up to 9 levels right? So i suppose 7 isnt too bad :D

Dave T · Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 326

I'm in the fifth level.

That's the grateful and roomy level.

Oh wait... sorry, I mean the wrathful and gloomy level.

It says: The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Suspect I'll be one of the ones who are "gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen".

Come to think of it, that kinda sounds like an average day at the office...

Okay, better go practice my doleful hymns.

Dave T

Satch · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2368

I only reached level 3. :cry:

I guess I should work on my evil skills. :twisted:

calvert · Joined: 11 May 2005 Posts: 68

MartinaWarren wrote: calvert wrote: Leave room for me down there in Level 7 Martina...you beautiful sinner you.

I will i need the company 8) Well it goes up to 9 levels right? So i suppose 7 isnt too bad :D

Yeah...it will be great...we can sit back and make fun of Hitler, Stalin, Jeffey Dahmer, Uday and Kusay Hussein,and all the rest of the most evil of the evil down in level 9...while me and you kick back in level 7 with the sunshine, frozen drinks, and maggots and wild dogs tearing at our flesh...good times Martina...see you there.

rastus · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 237

the wretched king minos has delivered his verdict.

5th level of hell

if i look up i can see satch

if i look down i can see martina and calvert

if i look down really hard i can see saddam and osama and george and dick

and even though i can't see them waaaaaaaay down there i think i can faintly hear oprah and springer :D

marcus · Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 1911

"The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!

Fourth Level of Hell

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here."

Hey I didn't do too badly :P

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."
- Woody Allen

See yall down there !!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

MartinaWarren · Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 5031

Looks like im the most evil person here :twisted:

Danie · Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 110

Purgatory baby!!!

Should I be happy about that?

Martina, I think if you started dating me I could probably get you up a couple of levels. You know, innocence by association.

Danie

MartinaWarren · Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 5031

Danie wrote: Purgatory baby!!!

Should I be happy about that?

Martina, I think if you started dating me I could probably get you up a couple of levels. You know, innocence by association.

Danie

Well if you think it would help :D I would hate to have my flesh torn off by wild dogs :?

someoneoutthere · Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 1563

MartinaWarren wrote: Oh i think this is bad :shock:

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. .

I got seventh too. But I am not that Violent. I think that bombing question is overrated...lol

Edit: being seventy, I song of Iron Maiden popped in my mind:

Seven deadly sins
Seven ways to win
Seven holy pathes to hell
And your trip begins...
Seven downward slopes
Sven bloodied hopes
Seven are your burning fires
Seven your desires...

Zombie · Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 97

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Well guess I better bring alot of sunscreen...

OZZFEST TOMORROW FOR ME!!! YEAH!!!!

Satch · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2368

someoneoutthere wrote:
Edit: being seventy, I song of Iron Maiden popped in my mind:

Seven deadly sins
Seven ways to win
Seven holy pathes to hell
And your trip begins...
Seven downward slopes
Sven bloodied hopes
Seven are your burning fires
Seven your desires...

Moonchild!

Zombie · Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 97

is this forum connected with alley's forum?

Down South · Joined: 07 Feb 2005 Posts: 206

Yes, it is in a way. Meaning when you go to Alley's forum you can see the general forum beneath hers. There are people who post on the general forum who have hundreds (and thousands) of posts, yet have never posted in Alley's forum. 95% of my posts are in Alley's forum.

HSHP · Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 309

Down South wrote: Yes, it is in a way. Meaning when you go to Alley's forum you can see the general forum beneath hers. There are people who post on the general forum who have hundreds (and thousands) of posts, yet have never posted in Alley's forum. 95% of my posts are in Alley's forum.

Yeah, it took me a while to figure that out. Myself, I'm only on the Justice Babes forum.

Crowley · Joined: 09 Aug 2005 Posts: 4

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Damn! beat by MartinaWarren, I gotta work on my sinning.