Gender battle jokes

[cheesecaked]

you know your wife is expensive,
when you have pay a docter to touch your dick,
It's better and cheaper becuase it cost a quarter million for your wife to just looks at yours.
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Men just want sex
Woman want everything besides sex
It's pretty fair trade.
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Men are Pervs
Woman are Gold-Diggers
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[Silvador]

A couple of fridge magnets I have:

"I got a dog for my husband. It was a fair trade."

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend."

"Few women admit their age. Few men act their age."