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TheAlphaMale
Joined: 06 Dec 2010
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:19 pm Post subject: Sexual Sayings/Jokes |
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Alright, I know quite a few of the adult jokes, but I do have some sayings as well, let us start off with the sayings:
1. Lick it where you stick it ( and vice versa )
2. Boobs are for people that like bigger balls.
Those are my sayings..
Here are some adult jokes, but most of them I didn't create myself.
1. (family guy) Why do women have boobs? So you got somethin' to look at while you're talkin' to 'em!
2. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
3. What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever. (quite a harsh one, that one is)
4. Three words to make a man sad for the rest of his life,
"Is it in?"
Well, tha's all I got. |
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Wolf Stride
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Needs work. |
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Silvador
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Wolf Stride wrote: Needs work. That's what she said. |
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Wolf Stride
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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Silvador wrote: Wolf Stride wrote: Needs work. That's what she said.
-Nods- |
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